My husband decided to ride his bike to work today. It was a last minute decision, so he had no time to worry about appearances or he would late. He grabbed everything within close reach needed to ride safely.
I watched him flying across the parking lot wearing neon green pant clips, a neon yellow safety vest he hadn't taken time to zip up so it was flapping out behind him, as well as our formerly teenaged son's well used helmet....bright pink!
Create your own mental image by adding in his whitening, short but scruffy beard and remembering he is 64 years old......and wearing a clerical collar.