Friday, December 9, 2016

Somebody Sent Me This Today....Somebody a Lot Younger Than Me....Sigh.....


Since more and more Seniors are texting and tweeting, there appears to be a need for a STC (Senior Texting Code):

ATD: At The Doctor's
BFF: Best Friend Farted
BTW: Bring The Wheelchair
BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth
CBM: Covered By Medicare
CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center.
DWI: Driving While Incontinent
FWB: Friend With Beta Blockers
FWIW: Forgot Where I Was.
FYI: Found Your Insulin.
GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!
GHA: Got Heartburn Again.
HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement.
IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?
LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out
LOL: Living On Lipitor
LWO: Lawrence Welk's On.
OMMR: On My Massage Recliner
OMSG: Oh My! Sorry, Gas.
ROFL... CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing... And Can't Get Up.
SGGP: Sorry, Gotta Go Poop.
TTYL: Talk To You Louder.
WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?
WTFA: Wet The Furniture Again
WTP: Where's The Prunes?
WWNO: Walker Wheels Needed

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