Tuesday, March 14, 2017

There Was This Lawyer and This Cop, See......

A London lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a Scottish cop.

He thinks that he is smarter than the cop because he is a lawyer from LONDON
 and is certain that he has a better education than any Scottish cop.  He decides  to prove this to himself and have some fun at the Scottish cop's expense!

Scottish cop says, "License and registration, please."

London Lawyer says, "What for?"

Scottish cop says, "Ye didnae come to a complete stop at the stop sign."

London Lawyer says, "I slowed down, and no one was coming."

Scottish cop says, "Ye still didnae come to a complete stop.  License and

 registration, please"

London Lawyer says, "What's the difference?"

Scottish cop says, "The difference is, ye huvte come to complete stop, that's
the law.  License and registration, please!"

London Lawyer says, "If you can show me the legal difference between slow
 down and stop, I'll give you my license and registration and you give me the  ticket. If not, you let me go and don't give me the ticket."

Scottish cop says, "Sounds fair.  Exit your vehicle, sir."

The London Lawyer exits his vehicle.

The Scottish cop takes out his baton and starts beating the living shit out of the

 lawyer and says, "Daeye want me to stop or just slow down? "


bullwinkle said...


Well, the Scots ARE very practical. :)

Susan Erlenbach said...

Hahaha 😂