I am still reeling from hearing my son talk to me and his dad about our living in our "twilight years", but even worse than that is how I find myself giving in to the temptation to look backward sometimes and think longing thoughts about how things used to be in my now far distant past....oh my word! What is happening to me???
When I was much younger I secretly mocked my parents' older friends when they "waxed eloquent" about how things were so much simpler in "their day". While I had a polite smile pasted onto my face, in my mind my eyes were rolling back and I was gagging and wishing they would just "get with the programme".
And NOW that temptation to look back with fondness on the past hath come to elderly moi as well! HUGE sigh.....
It hit me hard yesterday as a younger friend was telling me all about her family's trip to a well known theme park a few weeks ago. She was explaining how in order to get through the crowds lined up to get onto the rides you either had to book your time onto the ride well in advance and at a certain time of day using your phone apps, or else pay more and book yourself into the special queue jumping line...also using your phone apps. While it is a great way to handle the burgeoning crowds at the park, I immediately thought about how easy it was thirty years ago when we were at a similar park with our thirteen year old son.
At that time there were actual off seasons at the park, where there was rarely more than a 15 minute line up to board any of the rides, even at peak times of day. We didn't need to, well in advance, pre-book our place in line, we didn't need to pre-book a time to board the ride and we certainly didn't have to spend hours and hours choosing a ride that if we pre-booked first thing in the day for late in the day would mean that we couldn't book entrance to any other rides prior to that later time of day. My friend and her family are most tech savvy, so they handled the booking details with aplomb, but to me it sounded like my worst nightmare in the making!! WOW!!!! When does a person ever just get to relax and mosey around a theme park in today's world? I am very grateful we were able to go to large popular theme parks like that before the crowds became the enormous size they are now. I am very glad we were able to see everything our family wanted to see at the park without having to worry about booking our rides in advance, without having to fight with technology to end up in a more expensive queue jumping lineup, without having to worry about much of anything other than wandering around pretty much anywhere in the park we wanted to go at our own whim. I am happy we could just stop in at any of the restaurants, even at peak meal times, with very little if any wait times to be seated. Whew! By the time my friend was finished explaining today's requirements for making sure a person has fun at these parks and sees at least most of what they want to see over the course of a week, I felt worn out and I wasn't even there with her going through the plotting, planning and technological processes required to access rides and restaurants and tours and and and and....thank the dear Lord she and her husband are so up to date with phone technology because they did have a fabulous time. For my husband and I to visit such a place now, we would have to take a pre-travel tech course on phone apps and how to apply them in such a circumstance and place.
Hahahahaha....now I KNOW I am offically old because all that tech learning and having to fight through the crowds that visit these parks at all times of the year now, just seem like too much trouble to be bothered with! Could we do it? Yup, we could. Do we want to be bothered to do it? No we don't. We admit it!!
The worst thing that happened to us during our visit thirty years ago in regard to crowds and access to the park and its amazing rides and restaurants was on our last day there when it was announced at noon that the entire park had been rented for the weekend by the Southern Baptists for their family camp weekend and would be closing to the public at 5pm, not reopening until after the weekend. I remember the parking lots around the park filling up with camping trailers and RV's and that by 3pm it was getting a bit more crowded as the SB's began to arrive. Wait lines gradually lengthened from ten minutes to forty-five. That was it, no other concerns regarding space and access. Now I realize how very blessed we were during our visit!! Things have changed!!! But WE have not, so we'd best get ourselves better prepared for the future by learning more about phone techology, apps, etc. etc. etc. Aiiii yiiiii!
NOW I get why my parents' friends looked back with such nostalgic joy!!! NOW, I AM THEM!!!!
Kinda freakin' out here, people!!! Twilight years, it is! Aaaaaaargh!!!